The house building and character creation has been done away with in favour of a rigid storyline built around The Sims 2s interface. This is the third Stories title in the series, continuing the tradition of taking you by the hand with bone-crushing firmness and leading you down a linear path of objectives. Is it eating it in a suggestive manner? Or something even more crude? It's a cheeky mystery.
As well as this, when you hand an ape a banana it retreats into a bamboo thicket, squats, and commits an act that must be obscured by a pixelated box of censorship. So this game advocates pissing in the ocean - the most fiendishly feral thing a human being can do. A Nice Touch in The Sims Castaway Stories, when you swim in the ocean, not only does your hygiene bar increase, but so does your bladder bar.
